There was a little baby boy,
He had a beautiful toy.
Into an adult he grew,
He looked ugly too.
He never wanted to sleep,
When he was a child
And when he used to stay awake,
He used to behave wild!
In school he used to stay at the back,
Never in the front,
And when his teachers scolded him,
He just gave a grunt!
One day his teacher said,
"Why don't you study?",
The boy said, "Of course I do!
But only while feeding my dog Buddy!"
In school his position was low,
Never high enough,
And while playing cards,
He wasn't smart enough to bluff!
He had some friends,
Not too many,
He was really lucky,
'cause some kids didn't have any!
His mother was upset,
His marks were going down,
With the test paper when walked up to his mother,
He always got a frown!
All his friends were very very smart,,
He was really dumb, and to smartness he never gave a start!
Once his father said, "Yes! You have to study!",
"No!" the boy said, jumping in water that was muddy!
He had a beautiful toy.
Into an adult he grew,
He looked ugly too.
He never wanted to sleep,
When he was a child
And when he used to stay awake,
He used to behave wild!
In school he used to stay at the back,
Never in the front,
And when his teachers scolded him,
He just gave a grunt!
One day his teacher said,
"Why don't you study?",
The boy said, "Of course I do!
But only while feeding my dog Buddy!"
In school his position was low,
Never high enough,
And while playing cards,
He wasn't smart enough to bluff!
He had some friends,
Not too many,
He was really lucky,
'cause some kids didn't have any!
His mother was upset,
His marks were going down,
With the test paper when walked up to his mother,
He always got a frown!
All his friends were very very smart,,
He was really dumb, and to smartness he never gave a start!
Once his father said, "Yes! You have to study!",
"No!" the boy said, jumping in water that was muddy!
